It’s all over Facebook: Donald Trump is the WORST PRESIDENT EVER! And if Facebook says it’s so, it Must be so! I mean, look at the ...
It’s all over Facebook: Donald Trump is the WORST PRESIDENT EVER! And if Facebook says it’s so, it Must be so! I mean, look at the hair, that alone is an affront to nature. And what’s up with the orange…like, has no one told him or something? He’s the worst! And we’ve all seen the way he treats his wife. An absolute travesty. And Tiffany? Am I the only one who didn’t even know he had another daughter until the campaign? Like where has she been? Why doesn’t he love Tiffany! It’s time to face it, guys, Donald Trump is the worst. We need to accept it, embrace it, and tell our friends. Because that’s what Facebook tells us to do.
Here are the 5 Reasons Why Trump Is The WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
1. Healthcare: Obamacare’s not broke, so why’s The Donald think he’s got to fix it?
Look, he’s going to finally fix this FUBAR that is obamacare. I mean, come on– who hasn’t gone into the doctor’s office and been completely screwed in the last year because of Obamacare. Trump, we need you!
2. Taxes: Taxes are necessary to take care of our country.
I am not sure at what point it was decided that because I work harder than the majority of the population it means that I have to actually give them MY money, but at least Trump is going to reduce the taxes on those of us that actually work for a living.
3. Jobs: The unemployment rate is at the lowest in a long time. What’s he think he’s fixing?
Bringing jobs back to America. About freakin’ time. Because I am sick of getting cheaply made foreign crap anyway. Everybody knows we Americans make the best stuff!
4. Guns: Gun ownership is off the rails! We need to rein it in!
Though, maybe this one should have been #2? He won’t take our guns. We need our guns. Guns are as American as Betty Boop and apple pie.
5. MAGA: America IS great. Again, what’s he think he’s fixing?
He’s the first president to actually DELIVER on the majority of his promises in the first 100 days. While the rest of these guys were busy getting their feet wet or whatever, he dove right in. HE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. He actually addresses terrorist attacks in foreign countries like Sweden where immigrants are welcome.
Like it or leave it, Donald Trump IS our president. Wishing for him to fail is like hoping the pilot of your plane crashes it. Folks, we’re all on the same plane. Can we stop the fussing and just give the guy a chance already?
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