8 Things Never to Say to a Kindergarten Teacher

8 Things Never to Say to a Kindergarten Teacher

1. So, you just play and finger paint all day? Sounds like babysitting!

Of course! Kindergarten teachers just play and sing and dance all day—whilst also being expected to teach something like 20 kids foundations of math, reading, social skills, and emotional skills that will assist their educational growth for the rest of, um, forever. Right.

2. You need to treat him differently than the other kids. He’s sensitive.

All of our kids are unique and will be treated accordingly–with empathy and understanding.

3. (If he’s a male teacher) Don’t you have trouble being compassionate toward the kids? 

Although only 2% of all kindergarten teachers are male, they can be as compassionate (perhaps more!) as their female counterparts. Like anything else, it all depends on the individual. If anyone is drawn to teaching–especially at this level–he knows not to intimidate, to comfort his students with humor, and, above all, to educate.

4. These kids are so young, they won’t even remember you.

Do you remember your favorite teachers throughout the years? Maybe not. But we do–which is part of the reason we got into this business. We want to mold the minds of our students, giving them unique and memorable educational experiences. Don’t you want them to like learning?

5. Can you update me on my child’s daily progress?

We’re happy to do this every once in a while, especially if your child is struggling. But please understand. We have between 20 and 30 students, all with different emotional and educational struggles. We’re trying to stay afloat. Help us get to the root of your child’s personal struggles with an email at the beginning of the year–and we’ll keep in contact. But an everyday report is a bit overzealous.

6. Maybe when I retire I’ll do something fun, like teach kindergarten.

Hilarious. There’s nothing like wrangling 25 high-energy, occasionally-screaming children for eight hours of the day. Doing it for fun sounds GREAT, doesn’t it? Have fun.

7. Why do you care so much about your salary? You should just care about the kids.

We love our students; we love teaching; we love everything about the learning experience. We don’t love scraping to pay our bills at the end of the month. We don’t love living in poverty. Get it?

8. This is nice for now, but don’t you think you’ll want to advance your career someday?

Honestly, you shouldn’t say this to anyone, in any profession. Every day, us kindergarten teachers are attempting to reach our potential in the classroom, educating and creating a beautiful atmosphere for learning. That’s all we can say right now. Anything else?

Kindergarten teachers: SHARE if you agree! What else do you hate hearing? Tell us in the comments!